I Saw You

Me: Tallish, 30-something, blond, bug-eyed guy standing with mouth agape in the window of alley-facing apartment in Cleveland Park last night.

You: Tallish, 20-something brunette girl, walking around alley-facing Cleveland Park apartment opposite of mine last night, absolutely and completely buck naked.

Now, listen, I've fantasized many times over about having this sort of thing happen. All city dwelling men have. And you're a cutie....from what I can make out from here.

But I have to come clean here: You've got to stop. I am losing my mind. I can't really see any of the good stuff in any detail, but I can't look away because if I concentrate, I can kinda sorta make out your tushy and the shape of your hips. And that's pretty nice.

But, seriously, this has to end. I can't sleep to start with. This won't help. Please? Because in a masturbatory career that's had it's share of misadventures, I've never actually wanked in front of my apartment window. And I'd very much not like to cross that bridge. So why doncha put on a sweater and some boxers, mkay?

Thanks sweetie....Yer a doll.

P.S.: The guy upstairs from you has a really tiny wiener. Thought you should know.