We're All Gonna Rock to the Rules I Make!

Ok, yeah, so with the primary election coming up I've really been re-thinking this "despite it all, I really do love DC" thing. But truth be told, the last few years have be a little bewildered. It sure is a big, rich, gay, Carrie-Bradshaw-stepping-stone-to-New-York kinda town lately. And now that I work near Cap Hill, I really do have a better appreciation for why people say that the people and the food sucks here (although i found a decent deli in the basement of Union Station, which was borderline shocking).

Anyway, I can't really be bothered to eleborate on any of these thoughts (although there is a future post in here about the "all of DC is gay and rich and white" because it really is an odd turn of events, and I can't for the life of me determine if it's made the town better, or a whole lot worse. It sure seems pretty damned cultureless these days....)

Anyway, here's another dumb-ass exercise I ripped off someone else's blog. It's like, basically, script the soundtrack to a day in your life.....

Opening credits: Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See - Busta Rhymes

Wake Up Scene: We Built This City - Starship

Car Driving Scene: Moby Dick - Led Zeppelin

High School Flashback: Kiss Me Deadly - Lita Ford

Nostalgia Scene: 99 Luftbaloons - Nena

Bitter/Angry Scene: In My Darkest Hour - Megadeth

Breakup Scene: Do What You Gotta Do - Roberta Flack

Regret Scene: You Can't Put Your Arms Around A Memory - Johnny Thunders

Night Club Scene: White Lines - Grandmaster Flash & Melle Melle

Fight/Action Scene: Sick of You - Iggy Pop

Lawn Mowing Scene: Bolero - Ravel

Breakdown Scene: Let It Loose - Rolling Stones

Death Scene: The Devil may Care - Brian Jonestown Massacre

Funeral Scene: Sing Me Back Home - Keith Richards

Pot Scene: Alladin Sane - David Bowie

Dream Sequence: Green - The Dandy Warhols

Sex Scene (Classy and Sophisticated): Win - David Bowie
Sex Scene (Dark and Creppy): Haunted - Type O Negative
Sex Scene (Fucking Hilarious): Ten Seconds to Love - Motley Crue
Sex Scene (Gay): Mother - Danzig

Chase Scene: Cottonmouth Kiss - Grand Champeen

Contemplation Scene: I Loves You, Porgy - Miles Davis

Happy Love Scene: My Best Kept Secret - Longwave

Happy Friend Scene: Rhinoscerous - Jamie Block

Closing Credits: Do You Love Me? - Kiss